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Four Wives!

You are an Arab prince, ~50th in line to the throne but nevertheless still from an incredibly wealthy family.

The time has come for your youthful bachelor days to end; your family demands that you marry.

Thankfully you are Muslim so you do not have to commit to just one woman for the rest of your life; you get to have four wives.

In accordance with tradition, your marriage(s) will be arranged. Your elders have recruited 16 candidates for you to pick from, each of which will require you to pay a certain mahr (obligatory gift) for them to be willing to accept your marriage proposal.

You have $100,000,000 to spend towards your search for love.

Spend it wisely and good luck!

The 16 candidates are all famous celebrities and as such some of them have very sensitive egos.

They do not like to be passed up and hence if you skip them at first to see who else is out there, they will withdraw from the process entirely.

Unless of course you sweeten the deal by increasing their mahr by 20%.

So, would you like to:

A) Play blind i.e. not be able to go back and change your mind.

B) Allow yourself the possibility of changing your mind but every proposal now costs 20% more.

Sadie Sink - The Innocent Virgin

Mahr: $22,000,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

Untouched and blissfully unaware of anything sexual. If you marry her, this sweet soul will be yours to mould and nurture. You'll have to teach her everything.

What she lacks in experience though, she more than makes up for in enthusiasm so your lessons with her will nevertheless be extremely satisfying.

Sadie Sink wearing a white top.

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Kylie Jenner - The Bimbo

Mahr: $12,500,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

Physically attractive but incredibly dumb. This airhead recognised a long time ago that to get ahead in life, all she needed was her looks and a willingness to be a sex object for men.

She finds pleasure and satisfaction in being objectified and used as a sexual plaything. Marry her and you'll have your very own living fuckdoll.

Whenever she's not being fucked by you, she'll spend her days getting her body surgically augmented so that she has even plumper dicksucking lips, bigger tits and a fatter ass.

Kylie Jenner in a black bra.

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Taylor Swift - The Trophy Wife

Mahr: $5,500,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

This beautiful blonde represents the peak of American beauty standards.

An icon to millions of women around the world and lusted after by millions more men. If you marry her, she'll give up her music career and instead serve as the ultimate status marker for you, attending dinner parties and public events as your arm candy, fluffing your public reputation.

There is one drawback of being with her though; the sex will suck. She'll only do missionary....once a month...with the lights off. No blowjobs, no anal, no threesomes, no facials and certainly nothing even remotely kinky.

Taylor Swift performing on stage.

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Eva Longoria - The Dominatrix

Mahr: $1,500,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

She thrives on control over others. With her partners she loves doling out pain and pleasure in equal measure.

If you marry her, you can expect to regularly be engaged in/subjected to: foot worship, facesitting, ruined orgasms, pegging and chastity.

Eva Longoria in a black leather dress, licking a whip.

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Grace Caroline Currey - The Girl Next Door

Mahr: $6,500,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

A childhood friend that you've grown up alongside. The two of you have a lot of common interests and years of happy memories together already.

Marry her if you want a best friend to get on with as well as a lover to passionately make love to.

Grace Caroline Currey in semi-sheer gold dress.

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Megan Thee Stallion - Breeding Stock

Mahr: $9,000,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

Wide birthing hips and an extremely fertile womb make Megan perfect for breeding.

She'll happily take your seed and pop out heirs for you year after year, allowing your other wives to stay nice and svelte for as long as possible.

Megan Thee Stallion shaking her ass.

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Kristen Stewart - The Lesbian

Mahr: $9,500,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

Yep, you read that right. Kristen is gay. That won't change if she becomes your spouse. She won't suddenly become interested in cock.

Lucky for you, that's not a deal-breaker for her. Since you will have three other wives, she'll just have sex with them instead. As a sign of good faith, she'll even let you watch and jerk off to these lesbian encounters.

Picking Kristen will help you manage the difficult task of keeping four different women sexually satisfied at all times; when your cock is flagging, she'll happily tongue one of your other wives.

Kristen Stewart sticking her tongue out between the 'V' of her fingers to indicate pussy licking.

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Selena Gomez - The Chef

Mahr: $30,000,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

Sure you already have a chef but if you marry Selena, you can dismiss him.

Not only will she cook delicious, filling meals for you and your other wives, she'll garnish each meal with a little extra 'love' e.g. when she makes a salad, she won't just put a little lemon juice on it, she'll diddle herself and squirt right into that bowl of green goodness.

She also believes in the importance of presenting food in the most aesthetically pleasing way possible so you can expect regular occasions where she'll use her own body as the plate for you to eat directly off of. Just imagine eating cake form her cake or licking cream from her breasts.

Selena Gomez in a pink dress, sitting on a kitchen counter with a blue frying pan in her lap.

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Rita Ora - The Party Girl

Mahr: -$4,500,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

Rita is a nightclub regular. A total slut, she dresses in the skimpiest of dresses, gets drunk and drugged up and then spends the night dancing/grinding on strangers.

Some of these guys she just blows in the club toilets but the majority get to go home and fuck her like a cheap whore.

If you marry Rita, her behaviour won't change and she'll be an embarrassment to your family name.

Rita Ora wearing a red beret, white sunglasses, black mesh crop top, no bra and a tiny black leather miniskirt.

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Eugenie Bouchard - The Athlete

Mahr: $2,500,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

Obsessed with physical fitness, this gym rat will help you and her fellow wives stay in shape by crafting a dedicated training regimen for you all to follow.

Of course, being married to Eugenie won't be all work; she believes strongly in incentivising and rewarding effort so for every percentage point below 30 that your body fat is, she'll grant you one day a month where she'll fulfill any sexual desire you have i.e. if your body fat % is 18% you get 12 days, if it's 25% you only get 5 days etc etc.

Eugenie Bouchard at the beach in a green swimsuit.

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Jenna Ortega - The Brat

Mahr: $50,000,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

Jenna thrives on nonconsensual encounters.

She likes to deliberately do everything possible to annoy and piss off her male partners, actively provoking them into punishing her with rough sex.

If you marry her, she will no doubt often drive you mad with rage but, conveniently, her three tight holes will always be there to channel your frustrations into.

Jenna Ortega bottomless.

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Sofia Vergara - The Maid

Mahr: $11,000,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

Every household needs someone to clean and keep everything tidy. So why not have this someone also be your super hot wife?

Sofia will not only do the regular maid duties, she'll do them with an added touch of sexiness.

Starting with her outfit which is designed to draw attention to her glorious breasts and perfect legs, she'll find every opportunity to titillate you. And when you're finally so riled up that you can't take it anymore, she'll happily let you deposit your load in one of her holes.

Sofia Vergara in a maid outfit, kneeling on a bed.

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Olivia Munn - The Gamer Girl

Mahr: $4,500,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

Want someone to spend hours every weekend switching between playing video games and having sex? Then Olivia's your girl.

One day she'll bet her ass that she can get more kills than you in Halo multiplayer and the next two she'll spend on her knees between your legs sucking your dick while you complete GTA V.

Either way, she's a ball of fun and you'll enjoy every second you spend with her.

Olivia Munn in black panties.

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Emily Ratajkowski - The Exhibitionist

Mahr: $25,000,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

She prefers to be watched and seen by others, often in the nude, and craves to be the center of attention.

As long as there's some element of displaying herself in public, she will happily go along with whatever sex act you can imagine, no matter how unorthodox or embarrassing.

If you marry her, start your marriage on the right foot by fucking her right there in front of all your assembled wedding guests; she'll love it!

Emily Ratajkowski wearing just black stockings and a black garter belt.

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead - The Submissive

Mahr: $7,500,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

She delights in handing over the reins of control to others.

Mary is the ultimate sub. She'll treat you as her master and service your every whim.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead in black tights and a black bra.

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Elizabeth Olsen - The Mommy

Mahr: $50,000,000

Budget left: $100,000,000

She's always wanted to be a mother but unfortunately fate intervened and made her infertile. Nevertheless, she hasn't totally given up on her dream yet.

If you marry her, Elizabeth will treat you like a son, constantly showering you with love and affection. Of course, since you aren't actually her son, this love and affection will often be expressed through the medium of sex.

You can for example look forward to being read a bedtime story by her while sucking on her breasts as she jerks you off or, when you're painfully hard, she will kiss your cock better, or if you've been a good boy and eaten all your veggies, she'll let you creampie her etc etc.

Elizabeth Olsen on her back, having passionate sex in the missionary position.

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Congratulations on marrying

You had $100,000,000 budget left over. As a bonus you get access to a magic blue pill that increases the length of your dick by 2.5 inches and increases its thickness by 33%. This blue pill also increases the volume of your semen by 66%. The final effect this blue pill has is that it eliminates your refractory period entirely so you can fuck and cum as much as you like. Lastly, you are given two magic red pills which have the effect of deaging whoever takes them by 30 years. You can distribute them as you see fit e.g. use both of them on yourself to live in your 20s body well into your 80s or give one to one of your wives and keep one for yourself etc etc

Now go and enjoy the rest of your amazing life!