Valentine's Day
It's Valentines Day and thankfully you're not alone. You're happily married to:
Who's getting breakfast in bed, or you?
Feel like going to work?
Where do you want to spend the afternoon, the park or the gym
Discipline your staff or write a love letter to your wife?
Take out to a restaurant or go clubbing?
You didn't even do one nice thing on Valentine's Day. is so pissed she kicks you in the balls and divorces you.